I spy a fire crotch: CoCo is that  you?

I spy a fire crotch: CoCo is that you?

Fashionable
Dear Coco, Why can  I see the lips of your camel? You are epitomizing the term "fire crotch." Didn't your doctor ever tell you that when you wear jeans too tight you increase your chances for vaginal infections.  I feel so dirty just looking at these pics, I never want to be this close to another woman's slit... Please... let some extra fabric into your life.  And why bright ass pink bell bottoms.  I mean, did you somehow invent a time travel machine and were on a 'trip' in the 70s.  If so, please share your invention with the masses. My dearest Coco, where are you anyhow? I always knew that Mr. CoCo, I mean Ice-T bragged about him being a P-I-M-P but shouldn't you be sold to better hotels…
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Fatherhood Commercials

Lifestyle
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A2Ap3DyvLg&feature=related I love this commercial everytime I see, because its just so cute, without being too cheesy like those say no to drug public service announcements.  I caught myself sitting on the couch one day singing, "those boys are much too much." I like the fact that this shows a father daughter relationship, because those relationships are extremely important.  Especially for black women, too many of us don't have father figures at home.  I think that all girls; white, black, asian, indian-whatever their ethnicity need strong male role models.  It is these relationship that shape the relationships that we have with males for the rest of our lives.  You find some women looking to fill a fatherly void and you sometimes wonder, "Well, what is she doing with him," or…
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My Movie Review

Lifestyle
Disclaimer: This is solely my opinion and I don't represent any one elses views or have any facts to back up my opinion... So this weekend I went to see Jack Bauer, I mean Keifer Sutherland in the movie Mirrors.  And I have to say that over the past few years I have lost faith in scary movies.  So many have been . . . whack for lack of a better word.  I can't pretend that there haven't some jewels: The Saw series The Hills Have Eyes The Ring (only the first one) But so many have been remakes of past movies or of popular Asian movies.  I mean, movies in general have just lacked any sparkle of creativity.  in the past 5 years there have been more remakes than…
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An introduction is necessary: Slasssh

An introduction is necessary: Slasssh

Fashionable
I don't know if everyone knows, but I have an addiction: to shoes.  Preferably, heels that are 4 inches or better.  Three and a half is nice, but four is wonderful.  Anyway, once upon a time in a land I call "internet heaven" I purchased a pair of shoes from Steve Madden online.  Ever since then they email me with new arrivals and clearance sales and the likes.  So when I checked the email today, I saw that they have these shoes available for pre-order.  I introduce you to SLASSSH.  At first I was like wtf, and open toe boot. but the more I looked at them I saw the potential - Me, in a skirt showing a little leg, hair blowing in the wind.  Oh yes, it was magic. …
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I’m a winner!!!

Lifestyle
Finally, I have won something! I'd just like to thank everyone who headed over to phonesexlife.com and voted for me in the contest.  If you're unfamiliar with it, go check out the entries again, and just check out her blog, its infinitely cool! I mean, I didn't come in first place, but second is pretty darn cool considering I like my prize, lol.  As a second place winner I get a permanent link of My Girl Quest, a cool blog, some Entrecard credits, and one month on phonesexlife.com's blogroll... So that's exciting! Yay, I'm glad i wasn't that one person who didn't win a prize.
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North Jersey Ninjas

Lifestyle
I am going to dub this duo the "North Jersey Ninjas" since Shinobi Warriors doesn't work for me.  I wonder if they received training watching Ninja Warrior on TV? That show really tests people physical strength.  Anyhoo, here we have two 'modern day' ninjas, Tadieusz Tertikiewicz and Jesse Trojaniak, of Clifton, NJ.  Side note, despite what people say New Jersey is a pretty damn popular state.  It is mentioned in damn near every movie and we produce many great talents, none of which include these two. The mission of the North Jersey Ninjas is to rid the area of drug users and dealers because they feel it is their destiny to stop their "impure activities." Talk about a "war on drugs." These two prepared letters to leave at the houses…
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Broadway Revival

Lifestyle
So yesterday while I flipping through my September issue of Essence magazine while working out, I came across a one-page article about India Aire starring in a revival of Ntozake Shange's "For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enuf." I was so thrilled I damn near fell off the machine.  I personally have not read the book, but I have heard how inspiriting it is, and what I have read from Ntozake I have loved.  She is phenomenal.  I think I am going to grab a copy of this book from amazon the next time I purchase a book.  I have to keep an eye on this production because I absolutely  have to see this. I really wanted to catch the all black revival of Cat…
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Sigh, just throw it up and watch it. . .

Lifestyle
So, I am quite new to this blogging thing, and as you can see I am constantly changing and updating and growing.  So todays lesson was finding out the difference between wordpress.com and wordpress.org.   And i can say it wasn't quite what I thought it was and I still have many questions.  I found out because I had been trying to upload a plugin.  and I read all this tutorials and help sites that just kept saying, "use a plugin with wordpress" never differentiating between .com and .org.  So I followed allll the steps and still had no luck.  So I then go back into the available forums and frequently asked questions and find that yes, you can use plug ins with wordpress, just not the wordpress I am using. …
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The Time for Democracy is NOW!!

The Time for Democracy is NOW!!

Mis-Adventures
So, I joined a contest on one of my fellow blogger site, A Phone Sex LIfe, so now EVERYONE has to go vote for me. My entry is under the name of Desire. In the contest you had to "Describe the ultimate sexual experience that anyone would love." And I think I did pretty darn well... I haven't read the other entries, but I will. And even if you don't vote for me, which you should, at least vote for someone so that it makes it interesting!! p.s. I need to find some cute catchy ending phrase, like how on Gossip girl, she's always like "XOXO Gossip Girl." Damn... any ideas.. Maybe I'll hold a contest and we can vote on the best phrase .. Interesting idea .. I'll definitely…
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iTunes Blunder

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Every time I'm updating my playlists on my iTunes I always wish that I could see if a song is already on a playlist and silently prayed for the iTunes Gods to add that user-friendly feature. And before I tell you about my blunder its important that I note one thing,   I consider myself pretty iTunes savvy.  So imagine my surprise when one day I right clicked on a song to see something and I noticed the options, add to playlist and shown in playlist.  Usually when I add to a playlist I kinda just drag and drop.  I'm also assuming that this isn't a new feature since the last itunes update was for iPhone fixes and etc.  So I felt like a complete idiot.  Why didn't anyone tell me…
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Granny’s Got a Gun!

Lifestyle
Granny ain't no joke!! I swear my grandmother would do something like this! This here is Leda Smith of Point Marion, PA and she don't play. Leda was home chilling, probably watching reruns of Golden Girls on Lifetime or Judge Judy when someone broke into her house. So Leda went and got her gun(a .22 caliber revolver), which she had because there had been a string of robberies in her area, and busted that two-bit burglar. Wait! It doesn't stop there! She then forced HIM to call the police while she kept him in her sights! She said, "I said, 'what are you doing in my house?' He just kept saying he didn't do it." Yeah, you didn't do it, but yet you're here underneath the head of my gun.…
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Underage Drinking

Underage Drinking

Mis-Adventures
So yesterday on my daily scroll of CNN I came across an article about some colleges and universities that hope to change the legal drinking age to 18 from 21. I think this is a bad, bad, bad idea. So I spoke to some of my friends and got their opinions on it-surprisingly many of them supported the idea, for a number of reasons. Many of them said that sure, since people sneak and do it or because if you can vote you can drink. If you can enlist you can drink. The universities that support this idea feel that by lowering the drinking age they will reduce instances of binge drinking. I have a counter argument for each of those proposed reasons for supporting the reduction in the drinking…
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Sandcastle Disco Baby!!!!

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I  may be one of 5 people who are looking forward to Solange's album, Sol-Angel and the Hadley Street Dreams. I loved the first single, "I Decided" and I just saw this video this morning, and I like i too. In certain parts of the video you REALLLLLYYYY see the family resemblance between her & her ever famous sister Beyonce. I love how Solange plays on the shit people talk about her, in the video she's singing atop a can of Solange, Can I sing soup... amusing. And she has this freestyle out to the industry, "Signed Sincerely" which I really like. So, she has found a fan in me... And because of that, on August 26th, I will download her album with glee... I mean, I did think of…
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I was robbed!

I was robbed!

Foodie
I got robbed. By Dunkin Donuts. Once upon a time I lived off of caramel iced coffees from DD. But over the past few months I've been relying on the Green Mountain coffee provided by the convenience store at my job. But every so often I manage to still get my beloved coffee from the Dunkin. So yesterday, I was visiting my hometown, and it was about 5 pm and I said hey, I haven't had my coffee today. So I went to the one that was closest. I pull into the drive thru of the combo Baskin Robbins/ Dunkin donuts and I say to the speaker " can I have a medium caramel iced coffee with skim milk and sugar." Nice nd polite. I should have known something was…
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Teachers and handguns . . .

Teachers and handguns . . .

Mis-Adventures
So I concocted this little picture using MSPaint because my Adobe PhotoShop skills are lacking. I really need a tutor, LOL. But I concocted this picture because only in crazy ass Texas could something like this happen.  A small Texas town has reached the decision that their staff of 50 can carry handguns in their school district which caters to 110 students.  Now... my problem with this is that this is a school district with a high faculty to student ratio.  Violence usually happens in larger districts where the teacher:student ratio is something like 1:32, where students don't feel connected to those around them.  Not to say that students in this hick town won't feel alienated, because that's just a part of growing up.  But who would knowingly send their…
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