Spreading Sunshine 3.2.10 : Dating is for the Birds!!

March 2, 2010

Today’s long-awaited (haha) Spreading Sunshine is dedicated to dating! Why all the dating posts? Because some of the stuff that I’ve encountered as a newly single twenty-something has me confused. And apparently I’m not alone. Me and my homegirl TB were just gchatting away about guys (and maybe this is just NJ guys) and their lack of dating etiquette. TB made a good point that its time to get back to basics. People somehow think that dating is either an exclusive relationship or a Friends with benefit relationship. NO!! Dating is dating. Going out and having a good time, not chilling in the house! And it doesn’t necessarily include hooking up! A girl doesn’t want to have to explain this. All we girls want is to go out, laugh, and have a good time. We can do fun (FREE) stuff. NOt every date has to be an all-star event. But that’s not to say we don’t want to get dressed up and cute. I have been DYING to wear this cute outfit I have in my closet. It’s a PERFECT date outfit. But unfortunately, no luck yet. Is it asking too much to have a guy give me a reason to get all dressed up? It would be nice for him to call me, YES CALL, me and say “get dressed I’m picking you up” and then we have a night on the town. I miss those days. And I shouldn’t miss them, I’m barely 25 for Christs Sake!!

Here are the links for this topic:

Don’t Text Me No Mo’!! UGH. It’s called communication people. We’re not tweens who are in class all day. Call Me. Plain and Simple. You can get to know me a lot quicker and better by dialing me up.

Why are you still single? The Married guy is breaking down what should be done with your time in singledom. I agree with some and not others. I do think you need to learn how to be happy with yourself before you can be happy with someone else. Saying that volunteering is going to lead to a successful relationship… not totally seeing that correlation.

18 Things not to do .. This is for when you finally have a guy who does ALL the dating steps right and you decide to invite him over for some ‘Wham Bam’ he needs to heed these tidbits of advice. Dear Sirs, if you’re reading. Please pay close attention to #s: 4, 7, 8, 10 and 17. ESPECCIIAALLLY 17.

#IMJUSTSAYING

Article that’s good for reading about Enjoying Dating (thanks to TB!!!) From Essence, titled: Stop Stressing Marriage and Enjoy Dating (or something like that)

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Surviving Valentine’s Day

February 15, 2010

So.. Valentine’s day is OVER!! Raise your hand if your single and survived it without suicidal thoughts! !*fist bump*

Hopefully all you lovers out there didn’t receive one of these gifts off yahoo’s Worst Valentine’s Gifts 2010 edition.  I can’t give the whole list, but some of the funnier ones1. A coupon for any kind of love?? As they said in the article “why withold the love??”

2. Self-Help Books – Nothing says I love you like “how to get overcome your past mistaks”

3. Romantic Facebook Gifts: It’s real love when he sends an E-ballon and flowers for all your friends to see… LOL

4. Cashmere toilet paper: uummm… who the hell really gave this gift? Where did you find it? Please avoid all bathroom gifts!

5. Office supplies– “my BF went to London and all i got was this stupid pen” yeah.. that would suck for Valentine’s day ..

Full List

I guess it is better to be single than have to deal with crappy gifts and half hearted Hallmark created holidays. It’s only really fun and good when the person is good to you all year and they take the time to go the EXTRA mile. Than can be a woman doing it for her man or vice versa. I’d rather just wait patiently.

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Ipad? Funny YouTube Hitler spoof!

February 2, 2010

My co-worker showed me this video and I found it to be Hee-Lar-ious!! I barely paid any attention to last weeks unveiling of the iPad, but I did manage to catch some Twitter jokes about it. Even if you’re like me and didn’t pay it any attention, you will find this funny.

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Why is HE still Single?

January 6, 2010

I am indebted forever to @Hail_Mary_Jane for posting this video on twitter! I have been laughing at it ever since Sunday night, and I haven’t partaken in any Mary Jane! I swear, if you need to laugh, see below!

“If you’re 16 and in Michigan I’ll Fcuk ya!!!!” – Classic! Who is this kid??


Looking for a Girlfriend – Watch more Funny Videos

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Fashion Friday: 12.11.09 Time’s Top 10 Fashion Faux Pas

December 11, 2009

In honor of Fashion Friday today’s Time Top 10 List is for Fashion Faux Pas in 2009. Some of them you can’t really be surprised, like the #1 was an Olsen twin. Her outfit looked like an acid trip.
My favorites from the list:

lady_gaga worst dressed time pink tightsI’m sure Lady Gaga will make several of these lists over the season because while her outfits are definitely amusing & eye catching, they are definitely on the off side. But um, she has the Dora the Explorer hair cut. OMG my girl crush because of her FAB body Amber Rose made the cut w/ Kanye from the VMAs. You know, where she wore a skin tight jumpsuit in nude snakeskin?

kanye_amber rose worst dressed VMA video music awards mtv
I’m saying, while it may not have been the best material, her body looks AWESOME!!

sharon_stone_time worst dressed 2009

And another highlight, Sharon Stone bringing up the rear @ number ten. Doesn’t she make at least one of these list every year?? I thought this was bedroom wear gone bad.

Check the rest of the list over on TIME

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Fashion ‘Black’ Friday: 11.27.09

November 27, 2009

I hope everyone is safe out on the mean streets of Black Friday – the BIGGEST shopping day of the year. Retailers are getting smarter though, they realize people don’t want to be trampled, so after BF there will be Cyber Monday, so don’t hurt yourself rushing out to Wally World & getting trampled.

I’m going to do Fashion Friday slightly different. I’m going to head out the stores on the mean streets of Virginia Beach and upload pics of all my gorgeous finds! Stay tuned!!!

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Why? Wednesday!

October 28, 2009

amy winehouse nipple

I hope everyone gets over Hump Day! Here’s a few Why’s for Wednesday. Add you own! I used to do this with a book club I belonged to. It’s very relaxing!

1. Why did Amy Winehouse get implants? This looks horrible. My eyes can’t take it! Check the before and after man!Thing is, I think she has the potential to be pretty. Shoot, others look worse!

amywinehouse pre boob job

2. Why do people fuel pseudo celebrities? Like seriously, because Tameka Foster-Raymond, or whoever she is, keeps feeding the media, she seems to think she is famous. Honey you’re not. And neither are half these other people. Why won’t they just go away.  Audacity . REAL celebs don’t call people at home.This is why you’d never be famous! Speaking of Pseudo celebs, why everyone gotta pick on Khloe Kardashian? Saying how she’s the ugliest sister? She’s a cute girl, and idiot, but still cute. I hate that picture they have up all  over the internet of her in that horrible red lipstick. She shouldn’t be allowed to do that!

3. Why do I like Chris Brown’s new video, but I’m not totally sold on the song? Maybe its because of Wayne. I’m so not into him. But I love C.Brown. He’s getting older now too, so I don’t feel so pervy!


4. Why is R.Kelly still making music that tries to attract 16 yr. olds? That song, Number 1 is whack. Shoot yourself.

5. Why did yahoo auto draft me Shaq? I hate Shaq! Even worse, I hate listening to him talk.

6. Pogo.com’s Battle ship is utterly addicting. Why do I spend many hours playing this new game. Salvo style please and thank you!

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Funny Ass Lebron & Kobe NBA Commercial

May 14, 2009

OMG! I just LOL’ed during this whole video. Lebron + Kobe as puppets is funny. I’m an avid Lebron fan and I think he’s a comedian in many of his commercials.. & he just made MVP! Go BOO! (yes..I would make babies with Lebron, I think he’s sexy, don’t judge me!!!)

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Penis Envy?

April 20, 2009

**After being scolded my male readers… I have to warn..

Guys.. be careful when you look down… proceed w/ caution!

ok.. back to the show.. ***

First I found the Dildo ashtray and I thought that was weird. But to top that off, I have come across the penis shaped bong:

Now maybe in one lifetime I might try this, but I would NEVER think a man would use this (well at least not a straight man). But as you can see from the picture there is a man using this, and it does make me question his sexuality.  Does that make me mean? Or just overly aware of  social clues & stereotypes?

And I thought this was a great post for the infamous Stoner Holiday 4/20!

Thanks Dlisted (once again!)

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