Tag: sex

30Oct 2011 by Jakora Holman No Comments

The Head, the Heart & the Vagina

The Head, the Heart & the Vagina

Mis-Adventures

Did you know that you inherently speak three different languages? Yes, its true. Or at least I do. My head speaks English. And it understands cause and affect among other rational thoughts. My heart speaks spanish. It's confusing. If you don't use it, you kinda forget it. It has all these verbs that need conjugating. And my vagina speaks English. But not traditional English like my head. It's more of how Audrey II , the plant from Little Shop of Horrors speaks English. Without really knowing consequences or about feelings. Got it? Ok Good… Why am I talking about this? Honestly? I have no idea, the thought just came to me. But I think its valid given my current situation. I feel like when I'm impatient (or really horny) I…

08Dec 2010 by Jakora Holman 2 Comments

The Daddy Issue

Lifestyle

This has been a topic of discussion for awhile that has been brought back to life by a blog I read. Is it OK to call a man Daddy? The author of the blog (a man who has said some pretty shitty stuff about women on his blog and twitter, but that's another day) writes, "Being called Daddy by a woman is the ultimate form of flattery and respect in a relationship. Just as the term you ain’t my daddy one of the worst things a man can hear in his relationship." First off, can I say that every time I read a line like " Hey daddy, can I get you something" I do it with a high pitched hoodrat voice. don't ask. Don't tell. Anywho.. Now, I cannot…

21Jul 2010 by Jakora Holman 2 Comments

I’ve got you Pegged ;)

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One day I awake to a text instructing me to look up Pegging. Now, being the curious journalist that I am, of course this is the first thing I did when I finally climbed out of bed. Google had many different links and after finding a forum and reading the handy urban dictionary I texted back: " so.. Um.. Let me get this right, pegging is a woman doing a man with a strap on. " O_o. I was completely not expecting that. And I wanted to tread lightly because this text came from someone I like. I didn't want to offend him if this was something he was into (which he is NOT! *whew*). I guess we learn something new everyday, and the world of sex is constantly changing…

13Apr 2010 by Man in the Moon 4 Comments

Sex Ed is necessary. . . .Just leave out the sex

Lifestyle

i.) Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny are all neighbors. . . And Cupid is the devil!!! Good morrow to you good folks of cyber-space. The Man in the Moon is back with some food for thought. Did you bring the juice? You cheap b&st&rd. Go make some Kool-Aid. Red. While going through my daily internet probing (blogs, emails, FB, etc.), I came across this article on Yahoo! News (link). Summary: Wisconson “D.A. Scott Southworth last month sent a letter to area school districts warning that health teachers who tell students how to put on a condom or take birth-control pills could face criminal charges. The warning has left many teachers, school administrators and parents flabbergasted.” I love that word – Flabbergasted. It’s like the ideal word…

13Jan 2010 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Why Wednesday??

Lifestyle

This is on some super Lars and the Real Girl ish! Meet Roxxxy, she's more than just a blow up doll, she is a "robot girlfriend" *side eye* Have you seen Lars & the Real Girl, starring Ryan Gosling? I suggest you go watch that movie, then come back and read about Roxxxy- a sex robot that will carry on simple conversations with you. And you can choice from different personalities like Frigid & Wild Wendy. WOW! I"m sorry, please just kill me if I get that desperate. OH, and you will definitely pay for this experience: $7,000-9,000 <<WWAHHHAATTTT!! Why? Just why?? Source & Image via LAWitchesbrew

19Jun 2009 by Jakora Holman 2 Comments

Eva Mendes: H.O.T.

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Girl crush to the Nth degree. Eva Mendes has always been dope to me. I watched We Own the Night this weekend and she was in there, and I had to give her props yet again because unlike other Spanish actresses *ahem jennifer lopez* she doesn't ignore her ethnicity in her characters *ahem Jessica Alba* She played the fiesty Puerto Rican girlfriend of the main character and she was smoking HOT! And then these pics of her Calvin Klein ad hit the net today. HHOOOTTTT Calvin Klein doesn't make bras that fit my hooters, but his ads are always provocative and sexy. They make me wish I could afford overpriced too small bras. LOL

12Jun 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Spreading Sunshine: 6/12/09

Spreading Sunshine: 6/12/09

Foodie

Happy Friday Lovers!! The weekend is here and the sun showed its face in Jersey today. Let's hope she makes herself at home, because my tan is already fading! Let's all send a shout out to the Jersey sun in hopes that it stays! LOL RECESS!! FOR ADULTS?: LOVE IT!! I mean seriously! You should check it out. It's only a few dates in NYC so get it while its HOT! Summer Eating: I love BBQs-I love to throw them & go to them.. take heed people!!! The Very Smart Brothas are telling you the Do's & Don'ts of BBQ etiquette (sidebar: I really do love this blog, quickly becoming a FAV!) Having trouble with your oral: I have a suggestion! Blowguard! LOL I saw this @ the sex expo…

06May 2009 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Spreading Sunshine 5/6/2009

Lifestyle

I have been slacking on spreading sunshine lately, both online and off. I forgot to call my aunt and wish her a Happy birthday on Sunday-such a bad neice!! Here's your dose of good reads for today! 1. The 10 Commandments of Condom Use : This needs to be in a textbook somewhere. So many people (adults and teens) aren't properly schooled on proper condom ettiquette. Take heed! 2. Do you have home training? : Take this quiz and find out! Yes, its another top 10, what can I say? Today I was in the mood to count, had to flex my math skills! 3. So wrong, but yet so true. I loved this comic, don't know when it first hit the internets, but I couldn't help laughing.. I'm sure…

20Apr 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Penis Envy?

Lifestyle

**After being scolded my male readers... I have to warn.. Guys.. be careful when you look down... proceed w/ caution! ok.. back to the show.. *** First I found the Dildo ashtray and I thought that was weird. But to top that off, I have come across the penis shaped bong: Now maybe in one lifetime I might try this, but I would NEVER think a man would use this (well at least not a straight man). But as you can see from the picture there is a man using this, and it does make me question his sexuality. Does that make me mean? Or just overly aware of social clues & stereotypes? And I thought this was a great post for the infamous Stoner Holiday 4/20! Thanks Dlisted (once…

30Mar 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Tribadism

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I learned something new today, which is always great! Someone said they were in the mood to watch some tribbing-and I had no idea what that was. So, being on this eternal quest for knowledge I proceeded to google "tribbing". Yes, google is wonderful and I don't know how I survive a day without it. I can't think of a day that goes by when I don't google something... anything.. an image... a name.. a person... But I digress I found out what tribbing was, or tribadism for the more formal. This is the act of two women bumping kitties!!! (I am going to be PG for the sake that I just don't talk overly dirty and to say it with the other words would just be too vulgar for…

12Mar 2009 by Jakora Holman 2 Comments

Saber Saw Sex: When Sexual Experimentation Goes Wrong.

Lifestyle

I don't even know how to approach this subject with care. There is no coy introduction that can be used. So let's just dive right into this stupidity: Two dumb asses decided it'd be cool to mix a saber saw and a sex toy for their pleasure. I don't know what made them think this is cool. I support sexual experimentation, but a power tool in your nether region? These 2 geniuses decided to attach the sex toy OVER the blade. Then, I'm assuming, he went to work down there. I'm guessing they wanted to get into a rhythm in foreplay without giving him carpal tunnel. There is no way anyone could convince me to do this and risk being scarred from sex forever! This is an EPIC Fail. I…

26Nov 2008 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Desperate Housewives: Cougars

Lifestyle

I have been watching Desperate Housewives pretty regularly since the 2nd season. After becoming engrossed in the second season I got myself acquainted with Season 1 and the characters. Gaby being the ex supermodel turned bored suburban housewife. Susan is the clumsy lovable girl next door. Lynette the over worked mother of way too many kids and Bree, the Martha Stewart next door. I guess you can say Edie is a main character is she is the slut you love to hate. There is something to love in each characters. There are some themes that resonant each season on almost every show-someone is pregnant, someone dies, or some great disaster strikes. Recently I noticed another recurring theme on this show. At the start of the show, Gaby was sleeping with…

25Nov 2008 by Jakora Holman No Comments

GenderAnalyzer

GenderAnalyzer

Lifestyle

I read about this on another blog, and decided to test it out. This is a site that will analyze the blog to determine if its written by a man or a woman. My results said that my site is written by a woman (53%), however it's quite gender neutral. I don't know what to think about that, is it bad that you can only tell its a woman by a barely over half margin. I guess its good that its not overly masculine. I guess it is pretty cool to be "gender neutral" but I'd love to radiate a sense of subtle femininity. OH well, we can't win them all... but all you fellow bloggers who might check me out should test it out, see if it accurately measures…

24Nov 2008 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Finally Caught: Nebraska’s Butt Bandit!

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I remember I once read this short story where this guy would break into women's houses and go down on them. And even though it was creepy women waited to be his next victim. Well, this guy in Valentine, Nebraska decided that he wanted to surprise people in a different way. The man used his backside to vandalize the town since 2007! This mans booty has touched more windows than windex! This 35 year old man was caught on Wednesday and arrested although he hasn't been charged yet. He's probably going to get off, literally and figuratively, with a small case of public indecency and vandalism. His method was to get his booty all oiled up with lotion or petroleum jelly and put his imprints on the windows of businesses.…

21Nov 2008 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Grey’s Anatomy: Dead Denny Sex!!

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***Contains possible spoilers for Grey's episode airing 11/20/08.*** Am I the only one not feeling Izzie Stevens having sex with her dead fiance? I have not been OK with the whole scenario with Denny walking and talking around the way, like he is alive. For those who do not watch Grey's Anatomy, here is the backdrop: Denny was a patient at Seattle Grace Hospital, where Izzie was an intern. All hoptie doo, they fell in love, she cut his LVAT wires to move him up on the heart transplant list, something goes awry, he dies. Izzie has a hard time dealing, eventually gets over him. Moved on is dating Alex now. Denny makes his way back in a recent episode where Izzie has to deal with her actions because the…