Dick on the Roof? No, Seriously!
I am a firm believer that people should beat their kids. Not abuse them, but they need to know who's boss. Children should fear their parents. If Rory McInnes feared his parents he would have NEVER done this crap. Rory decided that he wanted his parents house to be more noticeable on Google Earth (a scary thing in and of itself) so he painted a big ass DICK on his parents roof. Now, this isn't just your average suburban house. It's a 1 million dollar mansion, with a new flat roof. This huge dick stayed there in secret for a year. It wasn't until a helicopter flew over the cuckoo's nest and let someone take a picture of it that Rory's secret fell out When Rory's parents confronted him about…