Stupidity: 2 Cornell Professors Edition

Having an affair = Check

Using your work email to conduct it = Check

Forwarding lust filled emails to the whole school = check!

Wow!! Not only did you have an affair with a coworker, now EVERYONE knows about it. Super Smart! But quite hilarious for me!

I was on dlisted when I found this, but it was originally posted on Guest of a Guest. I’m not gonna post their pics, because I feel slightly bad about doing that, but GG has it!

I’ll post a snippet, but you gotta go there for the FULL email!

I don’t think I’ll survive!!! :)

From: Lisa
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:23 PM
To: John
Subject: RE:

I see me sitting in your lap straddling, really.facing you with my legs draped over your restrained arms and then wrapped around you and your chair holding you in place you’re pinned and unable to move. I’m leaning back ever so slightly with my hands braced on your desk, helping me to grind my pussy against you.

From: John
Sent: Friday, November 06, 2009 1:21 PM
To: Lisa
Subject: RE:


You are pushing buttons that are getting me WAY TOO FUCKING HORNY for being stuck at work!!!

And just WHAT am I supposed to do now??? I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!! :)

John X & Lisa

Oh & Cornell has also issued a follow up, which states:

Date: November 7, 2009 12:53:52 AM GMT+01:00
Subject: Note to Community regarding inappropriate email

To the Johnson School Community,

Some of you received an inappropriate email this afternoon that was accidentally sent to one of our listserves. On behalf of the School, I would like to apologize for this error and ask you to discard this email.

Some of you may be understandably upset about the content of the email and the context in which it was sent. If you need to talk to someone, please don’t hesitate to contact (redacted)


Human Resources Manager
The Johnson School at Cornell University


Just Wow!

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