A Step Up: CoCo Edition

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Dear Coco, I'd like to first commend you for not showing us you're camel this time. I am thoroughly impressed with your efforts to look classier and not trashier. I know it hurt. These baby steps you're taking are wonderful. One day, hopefully soon, we can achieve the beauty and glamor that are necessary for a celebrity wife. Wait, is Ice-T a real celebrity still? Ok, sorry for the little interruption. Now, let's proceed. I am loving your shoes. they work with this dress. Although the dress is skin tight and probably made of Lycra and spandex and came from your local Easy Pickings it is better than bright pink pants. Coupled with these WONDERFUL shoes, you look a little....trampish I must say.But not in a sleezy hotel kinda way…
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I spy a fire crotch: CoCo is that  you?

I spy a fire crotch: CoCo is that you?

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Dear Coco, Why can  I see the lips of your camel? You are epitomizing the term "fire crotch." Didn't your doctor ever tell you that when you wear jeans too tight you increase your chances for vaginal infections.  I feel so dirty just looking at these pics, I never want to be this close to another woman's slit... Please... let some extra fabric into your life.  And why bright ass pink bell bottoms.  I mean, did you somehow invent a time travel machine and were on a 'trip' in the 70s.  If so, please share your invention with the masses. My dearest Coco, where are you anyhow? I always knew that Mr. CoCo, I mean Ice-T bragged about him being a P-I-M-P but shouldn't you be sold to better hotels…
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