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02Mar 2010 by Jakora Holman 3 Comments

Spreading Sunshine 3.2.10 : Dating is for the Birds!!

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Today's long-awaited (haha) Spreading Sunshine is dedicated to dating! Why all the dating posts? Because some of the stuff that I've encountered as a newly single twenty-something has me confused. And apparently I'm not alone. Me and my homegirl TB were just gchatting away about guys (and maybe this is just NJ guys) and their lack of dating etiquette. TB made a good point that its time to get back to basics. People somehow think that dating is either an exclusive relationship or a Friends with benefit relationship. NO!! Dating is dating. Going out and having a good time, not chilling in the house! And it doesn't necessarily include hooking up! A girl doesn't want to have to explain this. All we girls want is to go out, laugh, and…

15Feb 2010 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Surviving Valentine’s Day

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So.. Valentine's day is OVER!! Raise your hand if your single and survived it without suicidal thoughts! !*fist bump* Hopefully all you lovers out there didn't receive one of these gifts off yahoo's Worst Valentine's Gifts 2010 edition. I can't give the whole list, but some of the funnier ones1. A coupon for any kind of love?? As they said in the article "why withold the love??" 2. Self-Help Books - Nothing says I love you like "how to get overcome your past mistaks" 3. Romantic Facebook Gifts: It's real love when he sends an E-ballon and flowers for all your friends to see... LOL 4. Cashmere toilet paper: uummm... who the hell really gave this gift? Where did you find it? Please avoid all bathroom gifts! 5. Office supplies--…

02Feb 2010 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Ipad? Funny YouTube Hitler spoof!

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My co-worker showed me this video and I found it to be Hee-Lar-ious!! I barely paid any attention to last weeks unveiling of the iPad, but I did manage to catch some Twitter jokes about it. Even if you're like me and didn't pay it any attention, you will find this funny. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4

06Jan 2010 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Why is HE still Single?

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I am indebted forever to @Hail_Mary_Jane for posting this video on twitter! I have been laughing at it ever since Sunday night, and I haven't partaken in any Mary Jane! I swear, if you need to laugh, see below! "If you're 16 and in Michigan I'll Fcuk ya!!!!" - Classic! Who is this kid?? Looking for a Girlfriend - Watch more Funny Videos

11Dec 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Fashion Friday: 12.11.09 Time’s Top 10 Fashion Faux Pas

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In honor of Fashion Friday today's Time Top 10 List is for Fashion Faux Pas in 2009. Some of them you can't really be surprised, like the #1 was an Olsen twin. Her outfit looked like an acid trip. My favorites from the list: I'm sure Lady Gaga will make several of these lists over the season because while her outfits are definitely amusing & eye catching, they are definitely on the off side. But um, she has the Dora the Explorer hair cut. OMG my girl crush because of her FAB body Amber Rose made the cut w/ Kanye from the VMAs. You know, where she wore a skin tight jumpsuit in nude snakeskin? I'm saying, while it may not have been the best material, her body looks AWESOME!!…

27Nov 2009 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Fashion ‘Black’ Friday: 11.27.09

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I hope everyone is safe out on the mean streets of Black Friday - the BIGGEST shopping day of the year. Retailers are getting smarter though, they realize people don't want to be trampled, so after BF there will be Cyber Monday, so don't hurt yourself rushing out to Wally World & getting trampled. I'm going to do Fashion Friday slightly different. I'm going to head out the stores on the mean streets of Virginia Beach and upload pics of all my gorgeous finds! Stay tuned!!!

28Oct 2009 by Jakora Holman 2 Comments

Why? Wednesday!

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I hope everyone gets over Hump Day! Here's a few Why's for Wednesday. Add you own! I used to do this with a book club I belonged to. It's very relaxing! 1. Why did Amy Winehouse get implants? This looks horrible. My eyes can't take it! Check the before and after man!Thing is, I think she has the potential to be pretty. Shoot, others look worse! 2. Why do people fuel pseudo celebrities? Like seriously, because Tameka Foster-Raymond, or whoever she is, keeps feeding the media, she seems to think she is famous. Honey you're not. And neither are half these other people. Why won't they just go away. Audacity . REAL celebs don't call people at home.This is why you'd never be famous! Speaking of Pseudo celebs, why everyone…

14May 2009 by Jakora Holman 2 Comments

Funny Ass Lebron & Kobe NBA Commercial

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OMG! I just LOL'ed during this whole video. Lebron + Kobe as puppets is funny. I'm an avid Lebron fan and I think he's a comedian in many of his commercials.. & he just made MVP! Go BOO! (yes..I would make babies with Lebron, I think he's sexy, don't judge me!!!) httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtzQ0eXVoJo

20Apr 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Penis Envy?

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**After being scolded my male readers... I have to warn.. Guys.. be careful when you look down... proceed w/ caution! ok.. back to the show.. *** First I found the Dildo ashtray and I thought that was weird. But to top that off, I have come across the penis shaped bong: Now maybe in one lifetime I might try this, but I would NEVER think a man would use this (well at least not a straight man). But as you can see from the picture there is a man using this, and it does make me question his sexuality. Does that make me mean? Or just overly aware of social clues & stereotypes? And I thought this was a great post for the infamous Stoner Holiday 4/20! Thanks Dlisted (once…