01Jul 2010 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Eclipse, #TeamJacob

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Even though I know how the story ends, I swear I'm Team Jacob. Even though he's childish and tempermental and volatile. I <3  Jakeypoo! Don't get me wrong, I LOVE how 'IN LOVE' Bella and Edward are, but they are so mushy its disgusting. Eclipse was suuuccchhh a better movie than New Moon. But then again, New Moon was a horrible book- filled with Bella's brooding and crying. That's the great problem the creators of the movies have to deal with. I say that because these books are a bunch of teenage angst, so to take that and make it a motion picture that people swoon over is awesome talent. But New Moon was too heavy on special effects to make up for the weak story line. Eclipse had a story line +…
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15Feb 2010 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Surviving Valentine’s Day

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So.. Valentine's day is OVER!! Raise your hand if your single and survived it without suicidal thoughts! !*fist bump* Hopefully all you lovers out there didn't receive one of these gifts off yahoo's Worst Valentine's Gifts 2010 edition.  I can't give the whole list, but some of the funnier ones1. A coupon for any kind of love?? As they said in the article "why withold the love??" 2. Self-Help Books - Nothing says I love you like "how to get overcome your past mistaks" 3. Romantic Facebook Gifts: It's real love when he sends an E-ballon and flowers for all your friends to see... LOL 4. Cashmere toilet paper: uummm... who the hell really gave this gift? Where did you find it? Please avoid all bathroom gifts! 5. Office supplies--…
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13Oct 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Spreading Sunshine: 10.13.09

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1. Want to be a Wine expert? Me too! I happen to LOVE wine, and I'm all for having the right wine for the right occasion. Except, my dilemma is that I hate red wine! But, like the author said, "Every adult should be familiar with wine, even if they do not drink it." 2. Would you get a piranha pedicure? Part of me finds this midly intriguing but utterly gross!!! What do they do with the fish while they change the water? But I just really want to know how smooth are your feet when its done? Will some people still need that razor later?? 3. Need a Plug Rug? So, when I go out and I need to hide things - tampons, cameras, ID and the like, I…
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08Sep 2009 by Jakora Holman 2 Comments

Bye Bye Summer, Hello TV!

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I guess we can officially say that Summer is over. Absolutely, definitely over. And, we all know what that means, right? The return of TV. Yes, that's right with September not only comes changing leaves and cooler nights, we also get all our favorite TV shows. Last year I was overly excited over the return of Gossip Girl, Grey's, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, The Game, and Samantha Who? among others. Now, a few of these shows have said goodbye, unfortunately, but I'm still looking forward to some fall premieres, and I have dates for some others might not be sure of. So, crank your DVRs into the ready position and plan accordingly! My tops: 9/14: Gossip girl - Blair & Serena off to college, or wherever high school graduation…
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02Sep 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Why Wednesday? Have a Quick Laugh

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Want a quick laugh?? I found this very amusing after someone sent it to me. I find it hilarious because its that guy, Ken Jennings, or whatever his name was that wont crazy money on jeopardy a few years back. Even Alex had a laugh on this one... httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKA0K7bf7Rc
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06Jul 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment
Funny YouTube Videos

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Because I'm easily amused, along with half the world, you must watch these videos and laugh! I'm highly sure that you will at least get a good chuckle if not a true LOL! From Candys Rayne httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgl-vL-l33E&feature=player_embedded This is a fictional portrayal of a meeting between India Aire and (I swear this woman captures my soul ) Erykah Badu. Apparently it made the rounds on Twitter over the weekend, but I wasn't heavy in the world of tweets this weekend due to the holiday. I love this little text to speech cartoons. Very Very amusing! From Dirty Whorelebrity News httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf3SwAdND3o&feature=player_embedded Ever wondered what really makes a good F.W.B relationship? Well here are the rules to Casual Sex, LOL. No I do NOT endorse it, but we can't pretend it doesn't…
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18Jun 2009 by Jakora Holman No Comments

What is a revolutionary in 2009?

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Facebooky has all these little quizlets you can take when your bored, you've all seen them: What kind of lover are you? What is your sexual personality, How Dateable are you. When will you get married, etc., They are cool to pass the time with sometimes... at least they do for me at work. Today one of my friends took the "What Black Leader are You?" so I decided to follow. I don't know how the hell they arrive at their answers based on the questions used, but apparently I'm Angela Davis, which for me is cool because I think she rocks. You may quietly consider yourself a rebel with a cause. You were not designed to follow social conformities and this gets you in a world of trouble; nevertheless,…
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09Jun 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Spreading Sunshine: 6/09/09

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*Whew* it's been awhile since I did this, so its going to be short & sweet.I promise, solemnly swear to do better lovers! I doooo!!! 1. 1st up is this funny video that takes some 70s audio and puts it over a Destiny Child video. Hilarious!!(via Sofurious) httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT_7Tp2FFME 2. Ashanti in the Wiz. Old News, but I did find this link while over @ Kitty's of her signing.  She does her thing, but I've always been a semi-fan of Ashanti. Her 1st album was ssooo goood!! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSOUZ3YWIGQ 3. OK, this isn't really spreading sunshine, but um.. Am I the only one who can careless about Maxwell's big come back? I'm so over it. People are going bananas. Personally, I can never listen to a WHOLE Maxwell cd. I dl'ed them…
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29May 2009 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Men, please exercise foot care!

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Men, foot care is not just a female worry, so even if you don't go and let a professional do it please take the time do it yourself. I know there are some stigmas and stereotypes that surround men who go out and get pedicures, but I say damn all that. Some straight guys say its a "homo" thing to do.. but how do they figure. Pedicures  come with a foot and lower leg massage, full nail care, callus treatment, and moisturizing so unless your getting some nail polish I don't see how that makes it in any way gay. I mean, most men enjoy a nice massage, sooo... what's the problem.. Here is where this thought began to ruminate, just so you don't think I'm coming out of left…
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05Feb 2009 by Jakora Holman 1 Comment

Time Magazine reviews Facebook’s 25 Random things!

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Anyone who is anyone on Facebook (formerly www.thefacebook.com, how many people remember that?) has done a 25 random things about me, been tagged in one, or read one.  At first it started out with 16 things, then tagging 16 of your friends who then in turn did their own 16 things.  But it evolved.  So after being bombarded with tags for random things I did one.  And dammit, I thought mine was quite funny.  I find myself to be amusing, hence the reason I write this blog.  I also think other people might find me amusing.  I used to get this same quiet enjoyment from spreading my wonderfulness by doing myspace surveys.  I used to copy other peopls and fill in my own answers.  Or if  I really had a…
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08Jan 2009 by Jakora Holman 4 Comments

Things that make you go Hmm . . .

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So.. ladies (and maybe a few gents, you never know) now there is a new use for that 'thing' you got last week at the "Pleasure Party." I found this at one of my favorite blogs, Dlisted.com (written by Micheal K, who I don't know but I feel like I do because he's hilarious) and I had to share this with you guys! A vibrator ashtray! Who would do this? Who woke up and said you know what, I think this penis and clit stimulator would make a great ash tray? Do they use it for both purposes? Or is it a situation where they got a new one, and they were like hey, why waste money? I'm confused.. And what room of the house is this? Is this a…
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22Dec 2008 by Jakora Holman No Comments

It doesn’t pay to be annoying…

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I love New Jersey, but its official... I'm going to move to Michigan because it is now illegal to annoy people.  OMG, I think this is the coolest law EVER! And I HATE the law! HA!In Brighton Michigan the City Council approved a public conduct code Monday night which now can fine someone up to $500 for being annoying.  Does the money go to the city or to the person being annoyed? That makes a difference. what happens after several offenses, is there jail time? I think this is so cool. Part of the bill reads(remember the SchoolHouse Rock things, a bill becomes a law, so this is still a bill): It shall be unlawful for a person to engage in a course of conduct or repeatedly commit acts that…
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19Dec 2008 by Jakora Holman No Comments

Things we won’t see in 2009!

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I never check my AOL mail, and when I do I get more fascinated with their news pieces than my actual email. AOL usually has the best lists, the top 25 things we never use, or the bottom lotions and why not!!! Those are all things I enjoy. So today I'm finally checking my email (lists) and they had their annual list of things we won't see next year. So, I am highlighting a few things from that list. What you won't see in '09! 1. Traditional Polaroid Film: I didn't know they still made this. I remember in high school I had this talking Polaroid, well my grandmother really had it, but I used to buy film and use it. Polaroid film was not cheap, but damn those cameras…
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