North Jersey Ninjas

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I am going to dub this duo the "North Jersey Ninjas" since Shinobi Warriors doesn't work for me.  I wonder if they received training watching Ninja Warrior on TV? That show really tests people physical strength.  Anyhoo, here we have two 'modern day' ninjas, Tadieusz Tertikiewicz and Jesse Trojaniak, of Clifton, NJ.  Side note, despite what people say New Jersey is a pretty damn popular state.  It is mentioned in damn near every movie and we produce many great talents, none of which include these two. The mission of the North Jersey Ninjas is to rid the area of drug users and dealers because they feel it is their destiny to stop their "impure activities." Talk about a "war on drugs." These two prepared letters to leave at the houses…
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Granny’s Got a Gun!

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Granny ain't no joke!! I swear my grandmother would do something like this! This here is Leda Smith of Point Marion, PA and she don't play. Leda was home chilling, probably watching reruns of Golden Girls on Lifetime or Judge Judy when someone broke into her house. So Leda went and got her gun(a .22 caliber revolver), which she had because there had been a string of robberies in her area, and busted that two-bit burglar. Wait! It doesn't stop there! She then forced HIM to call the police while she kept him in her sights! She said, "I said, 'what are you doing in my house?' He just kept saying he didn't do it." Yeah, you didn't do it, but yet you're here underneath the head of my gun.…
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